Do you know the Muffin Man?

Artanis:
i think i have to go for a drive soon get out of this house, let laptop cool
Janna Angel! --:
for a muffin?
Artanis:
probably not. I'm trying to be 'good'
Janna Angel! --:
you should throw them at us as you drive by
Artanis:
lol, i'd throw cheezeburgers
Janna Angel! --:
LOL! i'd rather have a muffin
Artanis:
cheezeburger is wrapped up - so when i chuck it, it 'chucks' better
Janna Angel! --:
but...
Artanis:
*matt is deep into creative thinking mode*
Janna Angel! --:
uhoh - that can't be good for our health
Artanis:
I got the solution
*matt grabs his portable stapler out of his drawer*
Janna Angel! --:
we may be going inside
Artanis:
hehe
Janna Angel! --:
o...
m...
g..
Artanis:
if the bags were stapled, upon 'throw' from car, you would not have to worry about muffin separating outside of bag. Thus, maintaining sanitation of said 'baked good' - problem is, I can't throw with my left arm - especially while driving
Janna Angel! --:
ah .. i see
Artanis:
so, car would have to be halted. i would jump up on the seat - stand through sunroof - chuck muffins at the two women. And thus drive away
Janna Angel! --:
LOL!
too much hilarity if you did the sunroof thing
TOO MUCH
you need to CALM DOWN
Artanis:
don't tempt me - nobody has ever stood through my sunroof, i dunno if it's possible I've never tried in the 3.5 years i've had this car
Janna Angel! --:
i think i would die
like.... "sorry dr liu... i'm dead... i can't write the test today"
"sorry google... take helena instead... I'm dead"
...
Artanis:
and I Planned on leaving the house to begin with
next time i'm not going to tell you
*maniacal chuckle*
i'll go get my shoes on
...
Janna Angel! -- sent 4/22/2007 10:36 PM:
OMG... I"M DEAD
Artanis:
i threw 2 since i didn't know what flavour you wanted but i messed up - and I accidently took the 1 blueberry for myself! they all looked the same under the streetlights!
Janna Angel! --:
OH NO!
...
Artanis:
overall, mission success.